Though my true name is Sir Reginald Fuzzington the Fifth, I answer to the less distinguished name "Fat Kitty'. It really isn't exactly a name so much as a noise that signals opportunities for food, comfort or adoration. And I am adored, by a pleasant human named Chuck, who keeps me well stocked with the finer things of cat life, including access to his video games - absolutely necessary in THIS cat life.
I believe we live in a place called San Francisco, but I know little about it. Suffice it to say that, as a cat of almost a year who knows his way about, I know a good thing when I smell it and, except for occasional sun baths on the deck, the outdoor life was never meant for a cat like moi. Indoors there is everything a cat with any sense could desire, including haute cuisine. May the Great Bast forgive me, how I love to eat!
Chuck has been leaving his old laptop at home lately so, after teaching myself to type, I have decided to keep a web journal of my exploits. Next up I may just do a bit of business to help out ol' Chuck with some of the bills here - Fat-Kitty T-Shirts! Fat-Kitty Water Bottles!
Fat-Kitty Flamethrowers?